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  2. tastefullyoffensive:

    "I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

     

  3. theteastainedpages:

    Do earrings count as dangling modifiers?

    Ear-regular modifiers I believe.

     
  4. dragimal:

    mistletease:

    makeshipsnotwar:

    eyeslikedust:

    thefandomedson:

    mage-thing-of-breath:

    lodeman:

    fairythoughtless:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

    I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

    no her name means never give up

    NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

    IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

    Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

    I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

    buT GUYS

    Bwahhhaaaaaa! Perfect.

    (Source: vogelbird, via thehousekey)

     

  5. tipofthescepter:

    after years of assuming my doctors had given up and diagnosed my childhood chronic knee pain (that continues to occasionally affect me) as simply growing pains my mother has informed me I was actually diagnosed with Osgood-Schlatter disease

    Been there, did that, couldn’t kneel for communion for about two years. Ugh…

     
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  7. laughterkey:

    zoomwitch:

    number-one-mollusc-fan:

    snerky:

    incredible

    holy shit

    look at this

    I don’t even know where to begin.

    (via pleatedjeans)

     
     
  8. theniftyfifties:

    Smith-Corona typewriter advertisement, 1956.

    (Source: pinterest.com)

     
  9. angelclark:

    99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

    Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

    Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

    (via theteastainedpages)

     
  10. parislemon:

    digg:

    Roger Federer is one of the best.

    Yep.

    There is a life lesson here